Still a Cocksucker

Jim Edmonds has signed a 1-year minor league deal with the St. Louis Cardinals.

At first I thought “no, this can’t be. It’s just got to be one of those deals where he’s going to sign on and retire in the Redbirds uniform as a nice little goodbye gesture on his way out. After all just days ago he was going to retire.

This just has a dirty feeling to it to be honest. It feels dirty because I actually genuinely pulled for him for a bit. We should have known better.

I feel so dirty. I need to get off work and go take a shower. One more reason to not like the Cardinals.