You sneaky, sly, son of a bitch. “Alex Rodriguez closed a deal on Monday to rent a 2,300 square-foot pad at 15 Central Park West, a real estate insider tells The News. The Yankee slugger is said to be paying $30,000 a month for the two-bedroom, 2-1/2 bath apartment on the 35th floor of what’s been billed as New York’s hottest new condo building.” [NY Daily News]