Tonight my fantasy baseball team began the night with a home run from Brandon Phillips, and a home run from Adam Dunn. A nice start.
Since that moment, they’re 0 for 13 and now just 2 for 15 on the night (.133).
For the season they’re hitting .236 now. This is a fantasy baseball team we’re talking about here. To think I could have almost lined up any team in baseball’s realm and hit better than a team of perennial All-Stars is managing. Fuck fantasy baseball. Fuck Horses!