Porn Star speaks on Pat the Bat’s sexual maturity

You know what? We somehow missed this Pat Burrell story back when it came out. So here it is via Deadspin:

The story goes: A few guys were on a business trip in Pittsburgh. A couple of the guys knew the Phils were in town, so when they all spotted Burrell at a club there one night, it wasn’t a total surprise. Pat ended up taking a liking to one of the girls in their group. She thought he was hot but didn’t follow baseball. He took her back to his hotel room, and a make-out session ensued until she alerted Pat that she would NOT do him. Not fazed by this, Burrell seemed to respect her chastity, and rather than force himself on her or fly into a blueball rage, he asked a simple question, glancing down at his engorged pants: “Mind if I take care of business?”

The horrified woman didn’t stay the night, letting Pat, take care of his business on his own.

So enter Porn Star Sophia Rossi, whom we’ve never heard of. She says that Burrell is immature. Really not a big deal at all but we wanted to tell the story from a few years back of him asking if he could take care of business. That in itself is worth the price of admission.

  • A better line is, “Oh babe…I’d do anything…ANYTHING…to have your lips down on me right now.” Anyone remember a few years back…it was actually in Tampa I believe…a beach ball went onto the field and Burrell went all meaty rage on it and spiked it as hard as he could into crowd…hit some dude right in the face. Priceless.

  • Or, you could just say…”Eay, Eay…you know my friend Jess….from Wooster??? Oh you don’t? Yes you do…why don’t you come up to my room, I got something to show you.”