Reds fans: we drew a bad bull for April 5th

Adam Wainwright ladies and gents. Get a good look at him. Unless something weird happens, he’s going to get the ball on April 5th when the Cardinals open up their season in Cincinnati.
We’ll be there, and it will most likely be a long day in which we scratch across one run (on an error) with four hits.
So keep your fingers crossed that a turf-toe rares it’s ugly head. Otherwise, he’s gon’ get.
And here to illustrate what happens when you draw a bad bull, our old friend Bodacious: