Danny Salazar’s Outing tonight was as Cleveland as it gets

By TheNaturalMevs on April 11, 2014

Danny Salazar was an unorganized, shitty mess tonight in Chicago.

Salazar became the first pitcher since 1900 with 10 strikeouts in fewer than four innings pitched; going an inefficient 3 and 2/3 innings, allowing five runs and losing the ballgame.

Only wearing a Cleveland Indians uniform can a pitcher manage to be so dominant with his stuff except not really be at all. I don’t know whether this feat is an admission of Salazar’s talent or an admission that Cleveland is terribly cursed barren wasteland in sports.

Honestly – only in Cleveland does this happen.