Uncross those legs, Bunny! It's time to go MILF hunting!

Here’s the lineup per John Fay for today’s 12:35 business day special: Taveras 8, McDonald 7, Votto 3, Philliips 4, Bruce 9, Encarnacion 5, Hanigan 2, Janish 6, Arroyo 1. Vs. LH Oliver Perez.

If we wanted to make some money for sure in betting account, we’d throw down some on the Reds getting swept, but we don’t want to root against our team in any shape or form. Everything is against us this afternoon. Mr. Perez is 9-4 lifetime with a 4.02 ERA, 121 K’s to 55 walks. He just does well against the Reds. Then you’ve got that MILF hunting bandit pictured above throwing for the Reds. It’s going to be an adventure. Some recap coming later. We’ll be putting up the ‘out of office’ sign and listening in on 700 WLW.