What does $105 Million Buy You Cincinnati? Six more years of Fuckin’, that’s what

On Second Thought (Jay Bruce related)

Last week we were pretty frustrated with Jay Bruce’s season. Today, we pulled our head together and we’re taking a little more fundamental approach with...

And you thought we wouldn't plug Jay Bruce Baseball Camp?

If you haven’t heard yet, there’s a baseball camp to be held this July (July 19-21 to be exact) that we wish we were just...

I’m here to drink beer and rack ass; and we’re about fresh out of beer

Hey Paw, did you hear that shit? That little bald-headed fucker Jocketty wants me in camp, ASAP. Let me respond to this e-mail back to...

Meeting the Godfather

The style of this post reminds of an old post we read on Deadspin many moons ago. But it would never have been a complete...

Bobby Valentine returning to ESPN

We’ve always had a soft spot for Bobby Valentine. That swagger, that smile, that charm, that tan. It was a huge thrill to meet the...

Nobody fucks em’ some Pittsburgh like I fuck me some Pittsburgh

Yeeeehawwww! Did you hear that shit, Paw? Second time in three starts I went out and got me a piece of that Pirate ass! And...

The only thing I need locate is some fresh putwah

Last night was the most incredible night of my life

Congrats on your first win in over 2 years, Homer. You got it and no one can take it away from you. Even if you...

Welcome back to the Reds, Josh Roenicke

Exciting news today Reds fans. We’re big fans of this guy. And we’re not just excited about his call up because that means no more...