Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers! Don’t disappear in the postseason this year, eh? Sincerely, Alex Rodriguez –Thanks Alex!
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers. There’s a hole in the fuckin’ desert with your name on it! Your favorite gangster, Nick Santoro –Thanks Nicky!
Diamond Hoggers, Happy Birthday. I’d like to offer you a position. One of you can clean my vault, the other; get on your knees. Regards,...
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers! Crush some coochie for us, would you? Love, Cecil & Prince –Thanks Cecil! Thanks Prince!
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers! I’d pull a tractor in my teeth for you two fuckers! Sincerely, The Rocket -Thanks Roger!
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers! Losers work all day; then return home to blog. Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen. Go Yanks! Sincerely, Derek...
Happia Birthday Diamon’ Hogger! I have-a justa the thinga fora you’a. -V. Conte Thanks Victor!
Happy birthday, Diamond Hoggers! I like this site so much, I’ll eat Veal Parmesiano out of your ass! Sincerely, Tommy Lasorda Thanks Tommy.
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers! Give me back my fucking tin of Cope. Sincerely, Your #44 Donkey Thanks Adam!
Happy Birthday, Diamond Hoggers. Now, Show me your titties! Sincerely, David Ross Thanks Dave!
One year ago today it all began for this blog. Today, February 27th; a date that will live in infamy, is the 1st birthday for...