(Clicks MLB Trade Rumors page) (Reads Jeter’s quote on a contract extension) “This is the only organization I’ve ever wanted to play for. I’ve never envisioned myself playing anywhere else. Hopefully I...
You might have forgotten about our friend Donny from Newark, but just...
(Picks up copy of New York Times at Dunkin Donuts) A-ROD OUT...
You think fur a God damned minute dat you can pick on...
Here you see evidence as to why we started the Donny from...
Did you fuckas heeya what Burnett said? He said he wants ta join da Yankee nation, you bitches. We are da superior power in all...