The Atlanta Braves pulled a special Fourth of July sneak attack today, activating Freddie Freeman from the disabled list three weeks ahead of schedule; oh and he’s playing third base and starting tonight in front of the home fans.
All of you lucky fucks ahead of me in a fantasy league where I have Freddie; all of you guys who decided to decline some trade when I was willing to sell him at ten cents on the dollar when he got hurt; well I have some news for you. You are all in deep shit now.
Dad’s home, he’s coming downstairs, AND HE’S BEYOND PISSED OFF. You’re all gonna get the belt for a half a season, you fucks. It’s Freddie’s turn.