Has anyone else caught a glimpse of Eric Wedge lately?

Last evening I thought to watch Baseball Tonight for one of the first times all summer. I turned my head just in time to catch Mariners skipper Eric Wedge getting tossed from yesterday’s loss to the Marlins.

And then I saw the bullshit that is moonlighting as Wedge’s facial hair.

Does anyone remember Shave Eric Wedge? Summer of 2005? We do. It was priceless. It’s long gone now. Only a lonely and long forgotten Facebook group remains from it’s legendary presence on the web that magical summer. But if those guys could somehow come back, never has a message needed conveyed so badly to a skipper.

Do something, Eric.