Aroldis Chapman’s Cinco de Mayo Pepto Bismol Commercial

I would like to meet the bright young marketing mind at Pepto Bismol that decided to capitalize on this. And why the Hell not? Nolan Ryan schilled for Rolaids and Advil for a decade, and he threw smoke. I love the association going on here. You throw smoke? You shall schill for stuff that calms the human stomach and other ailments.

So that would be that Phillip Hughes (if we’re talking analogies) would be a good spokesperson for Emergen-C or Airborne. Right?