Drivin’ with Derek!

Derek Lowe’s absolutely gross season continues.

I don’t know what’s more dangerous, racing another driver in your souped up vehicle while you’re half in the bag, or starting Lowe at any point in a fantasy baseball league where money on the line.

I’m only guilty of one of those (this month), and the night I decided I was going to out-smart everyone else in the league who didn’t want Lowe and his sinking shit that doesn’t sink anymore, he gave up about a month’s worth of earned runs in an inning out in Los Angeles. So maybe that’s why he’s out boozing and then racing people, I don’t know and who am I to judge anyways.

That said, it would be nice if Lowe could stay out of the bottle and get it together so that the Braves can make a run at things in the NL East.