I told you guys Nyjer Morgan was a nasty fucker (Morgan goes Albert Belle on a fan): MLB fined and suspended Morgan for what it deemed his “inappropriate actions” Saturday night in Philadelphia. A league official said Morgan exchanged an “ongoing dialogue” with one fan and then, at the start of the bottom of the eighth inning, threw a ball in the stands and struck a fan. The league was notified about the event because security at Citizens Bank Ballpark became involved and filed a report. [Nationals Journal]