Sammy Gervacio shitshow pitching theatre

So in case you missed this guy last night in during his 8th inning mop-up duty, no worries. Diamond Hoggers never misses anything. And we’ve got him captured here forever for your enjoyment.

We were watching the game with our buddy Gump, who raised an interesting question: what the fuck is this guy doing? This kind of shit will have you on a bus back to the minor leagues pretty quickly if you’re not good. Gervacio didn’t hit a spot all night. He was generally all over the strike zone and balked in a runner.

He reminds us a little bit of Carlos Perez with his animations on the mound, only full-retard.