The Roulette Wheel is a Whore at Times

Today’s video has little to do with baseball and a lot to do with gambling which is a distant cousin to the holy mother that is the sport of baseball. So what is worse? Liquidation of all your assets so you can go to a casino in Vegas and bet it all on RED; or betting your wife’s you know what?

We know this guy’s feeling but on a much smaller scale. We know how it is when you want RED to hit so bad on that little roulette wheel and that little white devil ball finds its way into BLACK; or more begrudgingly GREEN! House wins, fuckers!

Overall, the roulette wheel is the devil. It really is. It’s invented to exploit guys who have a gambling problem. And those guys always think its about BLACK or RED. It’s never about ODD or EVEN. That is no fun. And you always gotta bet on RED. It’s a great color. One time we were on a bad losing streak in Vegas. No matter how many top 10 hands we played in poker some donkey playing 3 6 off suit was there to crack our aces. We’d had enough. We took $100 out of the ATM emergency funds and threw it on RED. You wanna talk about a rush? Oh my God what a rush. It’s a rush because if you lose you’re going to start thinking suicide methods. When we threw that $100 dollar bill (and its been so long since we’ve seen a bill that big we forget which President is on one of those) and it hit RED; we had to then throw the $200 on BLACK. Why did we do that? Because it had came up RED 5 or 6 times in a row. Law of averages you know. Well that little ball landed in GREEN. House wins. Everyone at the table wants to go vomit while the little guy behind the table laughs.