Isn't it just a perfect world

In case you wanted every little detail of Tex’s unveiling today. New stadium. Brand new expensive toy players to play in their nice new little stadium. People like Tim Kurkjian to tell us obvious shit like “the Yankees are must see TV“.

If you’re a Yankees fan, life is good. Things are as perfect as they’ve been in a long time aren’t they? And I’d like to choke you.