Rubbin’ elbows with the next 40/40 man?

This is our cousin. Ever since he was very little, he’s been hanging out with professional athletes. He’s afforded the luxury that we could only dream about. You might remember when he sat on King Felix’s lap. Here he is after last Sunday’s Indians game with the next possible 40/40 man, Grady Sizemore.

That certainly isn’t what we’d call a 40/40 man shirt. We also would like it if our family member bent the bill of his cap, or at least wore it backwards. But he hung with Grady Sizemore, not us. What do we know.