When Soriano gets hot, its best to just get out of the way

Alfonso Soriano had quite a week. Earlier in the week he had a 5 for 5 ballgame. Last night, he did something that he has done now twice in a year; a three homerun game against the Atlanta Braves.

We owe Soriano a repentance, mainly because when Soriano was busy sucking ass the first couple months of the season, we made some Pulp Fiction comparisons to him. We’re sorry Alfonso, and we’re not worthy.

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