I’m a Reds fan and I was really looking forward to this season, until it started. It was a particularly bland Opening Day and it’s...
Eric Gagne is a big stinky man. And he is a big stinky man who admits that he no longer should be throwing 9th innings...
For the 13th time in his career, Grady Sizemore led off the game in a home run. Sizemore went 3 for 5...
Justin Upton recently sat down with Ken Rosenthal to discuss his hype his standing as a player in this league. We were a bit surprised...
And to think they treat collectables this way! This Sexson guy is scary. When he was a kid growing up in Portland, he bent my...
Upton dropped a backside bomb off Clay Condrey to put it away Justin Upton’s homer-drought is over. Hitting clean-up for the first time on the...
What the hell you keep squintin’ for? I said WHAT THE HELL YOU SQUINTIN’ FOR? BITCH! I’m right here? Am I transparent or something’? Man...
Jacoby Elsbury has arrived. He stole two more bases tonight to bring his season total to 13, while still hitting a posh .281 on the...
Hope you’re enjoying a full night of baseball action. We haven’t been to the ballpark since Opening Day. It’s been a full month. We’ll be...
The Reds did three things today that I didn’t they were capable of doing. They hit (7 home runs to be...
And that’s not a night stick hanging by his belt. It’s his big cock!
If you haven’t heard yet; and we’re a few days late on this: Julio Franco has retired. Franco officially hung them up a year from...
“And I’ll tell you what; I’ve never seen a sorrier bunch than this (fill in the blank with current Reds team) Cincinnati Reds team.” A...
The date was Cinco De Mayo 2004. It was a warm spring day much like we had here in Ohio yesterday. Me and a few...