Rank Relief: Jim Johnson blows second save in one week

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Matt Joyce reaches out and bumps a feeble double to take the lead.

 

Jim Johnson has had rough week.  Coming into the top of the 9th today to protect a 2 run lead, he didn’t even come close to protecting the lead.  After getting one out, the wheels came off.

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The tally for Johnson: 1 home run, 2 walks, 1 single, 1 double, 3 runs, only one out.  He came way with a 135.00 ERa and 15.00 WHIP.  Not bad.  Johnson wasn’t alone today either.  Darren O’Day came in to try and clean up the mess.  He didn’t help much.  Immediately giving up back to back doubles and walking in a run.  Bad day for the Orioles bullpen.  The AL East is shaping up to be a tough division again this year.

Your Saturday Baseball Open Thread

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I used to really love the 1992 Padres. Gwynn, McGriff, Sheffield, Fernandez. Oscar Azocar. I thought these guys were going to be a modern day Murderer’s Row. The problem was they had no starting pitching aside from Andy Benes.

It’s the best day of the week. Saturday is the day we give thanks for the greatest sport on earth. There’s a nice slate of games tonight for all to enjoy. As always make sure your fantasy lineups are set or you’ll lose your weekly match-up.

Thanks to YouTube finally getting on the same page with MLB, we can now give you a classic video of the week. Look at Bo Jackson get up that wall. It was a different time back then.

A Stroke of Genius with the Grill Man

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In the offseason I added Jason Grilli on virtually every fantasy team because I knew of the stuff he had. I knew he would be dominant. I knew he would be the best closer in baseball. If nothing else, this post is just confirmation that yes; at one moment in time my stroke of genius was at least correct.

A lot of other guys who are stuck on name brands were busy grabbing the likes of Josh Beckett, Joel Hanrahan, Jesus Montero and Mike Fiers in unlucky round 13. That’s when I gave Grilli a home, about five rounds later than he deservedly should have been packing his bags. Just brilliant if I do say so myself. I got more props for a late-round grab of Sergio Santos. That’s how little people respected Grilli coming into this season – but fortunate for me I was not one of those people.

A post over at FanGraphs today documents how dominant Jason Grilli has been. This has been awesome to watch.

A Hurting Bryce Harper sends Home Run #11 into the San Diego bushes

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Some type of Tyson Ross breaking ball that didn’t work out was launched 431 feet into the night in San Diego, just a stroke after midnight.

Writers have spent the week comparing Harper to Pete Reiser; who was just a young Dodgers outfielder who ran into a lot of walls and never hit more than 14 home runs in a season.

I guarantee Pete Reiser never hit a ball this far. Nats win 6-1. Harper homers. Stephen Strasburg actually went more than seven innings. All is right with the fantasy baseball world.

Have you ever heard the expression “this guy has the power to hit them out of Yosemite”? When I think about Yosemite, I’m actually thinking about San Diego’s Petco Park. That is Yosemite. Tyson Ross: Bryce Harper just made you famous.

The Anatomy of a Tony Perkis Fantasy Baseball Trade

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Tony Perkis offers:
Cory Lidle
Rob Deer
Lance Berkman Pubic Hair
Round 114 pick

Tony Perkis would like to trade for:
Prince Fielder
Troy Tulowitzki
Original piece of antique family heir loom artwork
Your last pair of shoes
Round 2 pick

#RobotUmps

Check out the gap between the called third strike and home plate

Check out the gap between the called third strike and home plate

Yesterday Mariano Rivera record his 16th save of the season.  The final out was a strikeout of Michael Morse.  No one confuses Morse for an elite hitter, but the need to review the final strike call is glaring.  It wasn’t close.  I know humans aren’t perfect and they get graded and all, but it’s just a bad call to end a game.  And then the umpire, Jerry Layne, did his little strike out dance.  Is this really necessary.  Does an NFL referee add a little stank to his offsides call?  Be a professional, audibly say strike three, maybe make a fist to indicate out and walk off the field.  Below is the pitch chart.

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The worst is that the pitch is right next to a called ball.  98% accuracy is fine when the misses are close.  I’m not sure exactly how the umpires are graded but the misses should be weighted by distance from zone.  A call missed by an inch isn’t as bad as one missed by 6 inches.  Abtter should protect the plate and probably swing at a close one.  But no one can reasonably expect Morse to swing at a pitch like that. (unless he is fooled, which he is a decent amount)  To top it all off, Fayne does his strikeout dance to end the game.  Not quite an #umpshow, but combined with the bad call, it’s horrible.

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Jerry Fayne about to pull a Street Fighter tiger upper cut on Michael Morse

 

Introducing the Hard Hittin’ Mark Whiten Memorial Player of the Week Award

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It was a Tuesday night in early September, 1993. My dad tucked me into bed and turned on my Super Mario Brothers AM radio to 700 WLW on my nightstand and told me to go to sleep. Joe Nuxhall was talking to his audience and we were about to embark upon a historic performance.

On that night, ‘Hard Hittin’ Mark Whiten was born. Just before I drifted off to dreamland he nailed the first of his four homers in the game at Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati. By the time I awoke to eat my Captain Crunch, he had nailed three more. It was the second game of a doubleheader. The Reds lost 15-2. Whiten had 12 RBI. TWELVE.

A calendar week later, the crazy SOB hit two more. For that one week span, he homered six times. He drove in 17 runs. He hit .393 and OPS’d at a 1.469 clip. If a guy did something like that in today’s world there would be a bounty put out for him. It’s so good it’s almost illegal.

And now we present a new weekly feature here at Diamond Hoggers that will run each Sunday evening or Monday evening. Each week we will take a player who went bat-shit for the week in arrears and crown him the Hard Hittin’ Mark Whiten Memorial Player of the Week. These players will forever live in infamy here at the blog for having a week that kicked everyone else’s ass.

Splinter from the Ninja Turtles will be at Yankee Stadium tonight!

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I’m going to spend some quality time with my wife tonight, and for the first time this season we’re going to watch her Yankees. I’m not particulary thrilled about having to watch the Yanks minus Jeter, or a true ace on the bump. There’s just not much to keep my interests.

And THEN I see who is pitching for the Seattle Mariners. I don’t mean to interrupt quality baseball posts with this nonsense that further fills the endless space of the internet, but doesn’t Hisashi Iwakuma look like Splinter? I have always thought that. Besides, this guy has received zero run-time and features some of the best stuff in baseball through 8 starts this year.

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Nastiest splitter in the game, rat-faced Iwakuma (a valuable member of my fantasy team) brings his 0.74 WHIP and 6.38 K to BB ratio into Yankee Stadium. Most likely so that my wife’s Yankees can shit all over him. Ol’ Splinter here better have packed enough wise advice for himself and his four sons. He’s going to need it tonight, because regression is coming and Hell’s coming with it!

Didn’t Michealangelo and the rest of the turtles live in a sewer in New York City? Yes, I am screwed up.

Here’s Andrew McCutchen’s Fourth Career Walk-off Home Run

One of our favorite players around the league, The Dread Pirate is finding his way once again.

We were actually watching this game live (illegally – MLB blackout restrictions can’t keep us down) when McCutchen went boom off the last arm in the Brewers bullpen, poor Mike Fiers. Pirates win 4-3 in a thriller. And the Pirates are hanging tough at 22-17. They’re not going to the playoffs or anything. But it would be good for baseball if the Buccos were able to finally crack that .500 egg after all these years.

We’ve got a suspicion this is going to be the year.

Rank Relief: Michael Fiers should stay in the rotation…maybe

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McCutch going clutch in extras….walk off

My friend asks me on Google Talk today where I was valuing Andrew McCucthen.  Now, walk off home runs aren’t a category in any fantasy league I know, but if they were, you’d be happy with Cutch tonight.  This was your basic late inning relief no out walk off home run.  On a 2-2 count, Cutch took Fiers over the right center field wall.

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No need to even tally this one up.  We can just look in on the post game celebration.  The Pirates are hanging in there so far.  Can they keep it up, or will they suffer a similar late season collapse.

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