So not to make too big of a deal out of this (we’re trying to be old pro’s) but today marks our second birthday here...
Happy Birthday, Diamond Hoggers!You probably think this cute, cuddly puppy is my gift to you? Nah. This perfect little animal is for your lady friends....
Whatever. Fuck. Fuck Fuck FUCK Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Fuck you Fuck, Fucker Fuck Fuck. GNARRRRRRRRRRL. FUCK. BB -???????????
Diamond Hoggers, Happy Birthday! From myself and all your friends at ESPN! If it weren’t for your site, I’d have already had another nervous breakdown....
Diamond Hoggers, You think I forgot about you huh? I didn’t forget. I’ll never forget. You spit on me again, I’ll gut your fuckin’ pig...
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers. You will NEVER, EVER be as successful and powerful as I am. Sincerely, Theodore Epstein –Thanks Theo!
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers, I’m gonna get you fuckin’ PUMPED…. for this season. Buy my new book–it comes out Opening Day. If you don’t, I’ll...
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers! I’m going to need each of you to piss in this cup. Sincerely, Your Senator – George Mitchell –Thanks George!
Happy Birthday Diamond Hoggers, Someone else wrote this card for me. Have a nice day. Charlie Manuel -Thanks Charlie/Foghorn!