Fuckin’ Jim Bowden is doing Fantasy Football on Sirius XM now

Alright, so a couple of things here:

A.) Jim Bowden has obviously deleted his twitter account, and then made a new one; because we can follow him again! We previously called him “RALPH” one damn time in the kindest of manners, and he blocked us. It bothered us. Only guy who has ever blocked us who actually we felt pain over. Bowdiv is like an uncle to us.

2.) People are universally calling him “RALPH” now, in fact John Heyman did it twice yesterday (they already have a history):

Ralph stood by his obvious false fucking report. Hell, I still owe the guy a kick in the balls for saying one bright and early morning when the Texas closer situation was in flux that he talked to a Rangers executive and Jose Leclerc was going to get the save opportunities going forward. That very moment, I acted like Ralph myself. I cut my owned Matt Bush and picked up Leclerc. That just didn’t work out. Ya got me, Jim.

C.) I get in my car for the commute home tonight, and would you believe it but Ralph is giving his takes on what Quarterbacks to take in your fantasy FOOTBALL draft. He’s talking about Melvin Gordon’s abilities and ball carrier vision! He’s ranking tight ends with Howard Bender! Who in the world thought this was a good idea? This is a nightmare trainwreck waiting to happen and I am not about to turn my head to it. I cannot wait to listen to Jim Bowden’s fantasy football advice and his “sources” in the NFL (he is a Cowboys fan, so perfect) this season. I pray that this lasts.