Fuckkkkkkk Noooooooooooo

Things were going too well. Things like this ALWAYS happen to me, and players I like. Corey Seager’s swing was too perfect lately. Fuck baseball right now.

UPDATE (12:07 AM ET): Alanna Rizzo says it’s’ just a ‘cramp’. He’s ok. Yeah, right.

UPDATE #2 (12:39 AM ET): The Dodgers themselves are trying to calm fears about our favorite player in the bigs. But we don’t believe them! They just don’t want this to cost him All-Star votes. Conspiracy theory in the works. Until we see him back out there, he’s not deemed ‘ok’. (Prayers)