To Watch Bryce Harper is to Watch a Legend Unfold

For the second time in less than a calendar week, Bryce Harper has homered twice in a game. Name another 19-year old ballplayer who has done that. You can’t.

This time he was cordial enough to do it in front of the hometown fans. And he did it against the Cubs to further torture a fan base that can’t get enough torturing. Way to go, Bryce.

The first one he deposits into the backside power alley off Chris Volstad. Does Volstad do anything these days except give up tape measure shots? I mean just look at this damn thing. It’s a majestic, effortless blast. Ladies you might want to sit down for this.

The second is just a line drive off the facing of the upper deck that looks like it was straight out of a Playstation video game. Ho hum.