The Mets Should Probably Go Ahead and Install Bryce Harper his own personal Apple

Bryce Harper was the whole damn show last night at Citi Field for the first nine innings and change, until his teammates got in on the act.

Here we see the victim, Chris Young; giving up a mammoth blast into the bullpen in right field. The exit wound was never identified by the coroner. The home run was Harper’s 9th on the season and first on New York soil.

He would later walk, steal a bag and pick up the game-winning RBI on a rocket single. But we’re only here to talk about home runs.