Manny Ramirez Retires

He retires? What the Hell?

Well, it’s Manny. Would you expect it any other way?

Rays statement on Manny: “We are obviously surprised and disappointed by this news. We will have no further comment on this matter.”

We’ll obviously have a lot of further commenting on this matter. This is pretty huge; Manny was one of our all-time favorites for a lot of reasons. If this is really it, and we think it is…. thanks for all the memories Manuel Aristides.

UPDATE: Then there’s this. Oh boy.