Craig Breslow might just be our new favorite veteran left-hander out of the pen. Breslow my boy, you are a clown and we mean that with the highest amount of compliment, respect and honor.
Breslow scores an A+ for attention to detail to this video of Rex Ryan’s wife.
Major Leaguers really do have a lot of time on their hands in the off season. That was not a pun.
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