Think we’ve forgotten, asshole? Not a chance.
Do us a big favor and die like a dog this series would you? Because while the Phillies might win; it would be tremendous if you had little hand in it.
We look at you, and you’re just so pedestrian for a guy who OPS’d at such a fine rate. You’re just so, ordinary.
You’re going to be 32 years old. You’re going to be the ordinary guy you were up until after your age 26 season again soon. A .234 hitter with an attitude and a mouth on him. You’re the most hated villain of this blog. You make Philly a worse armpit than it already is. You’re everything that is wrong with ballplayers.
Take your mop cut and skeleton shaped mug and disappear this next week; you homely scrub.