"My T-cell count is now lower then my lifetime average."

Hello everyone. Good late afternoon. Thanks for coming here today. Unfortunately, we’re gathered here for less then satisfactory circumstances.
Because of the HIV virus that I have attained, the doc says that I’ve got three; maybe two good years left. The good news is that my weight in the offseason has gone from 115 to 128. So that’s a positive sign.
By the time it’s all said and done, I’m hoping we’ve got two or three more championship runs in us. Wouldn’t that make you all happy? If I can walk away with us on World Championship number 30 or 31? That would make me happy.
You know, this is a bad hand to be dealt. But at least I’m not Jim Leyritz.
I should probably get going. I’ve got some Atripla to take on an empty stomach.
Hat Tip: our boy Tyler for the stupid shit we think of.