You sure we couldn't have made it in the big leagues?

We pretty much decided we had to do some type of post to commemorate Corky Miller’s last month as a big league ballplayer. Oh sure, there’s been no anouncement of a formal retirement–but have you seen this fucking guy’s swings lately?

Corky’s hitting all of .115 in his sparkling second cup of tea as a Cincinnati Red.

You telling me that there’s no young buck in AAA Louisville or any other city in the United States that we couldn’t throw away at-bats to? Thanks for nothing, Cork.