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Thanks for fuckin’ us out of a win, Jim Joyce

By on May 17, 2009

Hey dickhead. You’re a Major League Umpire. Other then for you to keep and restore order in the game when it is lost; your job is to get games along quickly and in a smooth fashion. I honestly wouldn’t give you a mop job at a Citgo Station.

If you were in the American League, I’d bet you could achieve the record for longest time in a 9 inning game. What bookie in San Diego is buying your dinner at the steakhouse tonight, you fuck shot?

David Weathers never walks 3 hitters in a row. I mean like, “I fell into a 4 way orgy with myself and three supermodels” never. Thanks for robbing us of a rightful and sure win on the West Coast.

And shave that shit on your face. You look like GG Allin.

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