The only thing Marge Schott loved more then the Cincinnati Reds (and possibly making unsubstantiated comments about African Americans) was her dog, Schottzie. We’ve already touched on this, but here’s some video evidence.
Marge is here, on David Letterman; and the God forsaken animal made the trip with her. Isn’t that sweet. There’s one world that Marge understood and that was her own. Everyone else was simply existing in it, with the possible exception of that St. Bernard.