Reader from Apopka, FL wants to know 'what to do and what to eat to have big dick'

Every once in a while while reviewing the search terms of how some readers got to the site, you stumble upon something magnificent. This is definitely one of those moments.

Now why in the hell, would an individual search for such a thing? Let alone while at work for Embarq Corporation? Times are tough. So what, you stumble back from lunch and decide that you wanna know what those who have a big dick eat and do?

America, you amuse me and help me realize things. I’m really not that weird afterall.