Barry Bonds enjoys a good Whitetail Buck

If you’re like us, you probably wonder what Barry Bonds has been up to since retirement inactivity set in. Well today we have our answer. Bonds is carrying rifles and killing shit:

“I just got back from Canada with John Mogle and I can’t tell you how pleased I am with my Christensen Arms 300 Ultra Mag. I had taken it out previously on a hunt and couldn’t believe how light it was. But what’s really impressed me the most is…

…for a 300 Ultra Mag there is so little recoil. With this super wide whitetail closing in, the only thing I had to worry about was putting the crosshairs on the front shoulder, and the rifle would do the rest. One blast is all it took and I left Canada with an amazing whitetail that scored 193″.

I just wanted to tell everyone at Christensen Arms thanks for building such a tremendous rifle.
Keep up the great work and God bless,

Barry Bonds California”

But would that 300 ultra-mag feel as light in our hands? No, we bet it wouldn’t.

Now should Bonds wake up in Hell in a few years, the deer will be the ones who down the Deca-Durabolin like its tic-tacs and the deer will be the one who carries a light rifle, and the deer will be posing in a picture with a nice Barry Bonds head with it’s tongue out of its mouth. At least that is what our grandmother told us when we were little and killed ants with fire.