If you’re like us, you probably wonder what Barry Bonds has been up to since
retirement inactivity set in. Well today we have our answer. Bonds is carrying rifles and killing shit:
“I just got back from Canada with John Mogle and I can’t tell you how pleased I am with my Christensen Arms 300 Ultra Mag. I had taken it out previously on a hunt and couldn’t believe how light it was. But what’s really impressed me the most is…
…for a 300 Ultra Mag there is so little recoil. With this super wide whitetail closing in, the only thing I had to worry about was putting the crosshairs on the front shoulder, and the rifle would do the rest. One blast is all it took and I left Canada with an amazing whitetail that scored 193″.
I just wanted to tell everyone at Christensen Arms thanks for building such a tremendous rifle.
Keep up the great work and God bless,
Barry Bonds California”
But would that 300 ultra-mag feel as light in our hands? No, we bet it wouldn’t.
Now should Bonds wake up in Hell in a few years, the deer will be the ones who down the Deca-Durabolin like its tic-tacs and the deer will be the one who carries a light rifle, and the deer will be posing in a picture with a nice Barry Bonds head with it’s tongue out of its mouth. At least that is what our grandmother told us when we were little and killed ants with fire.