Cody Bleepin' Ross

Things were rolling along quite perfectly until Coco Cordero decided that his nasty offspeed stuff wasn’t going to come out and shit on Cody Ross. So Cody Ross took that fat, flat fastball of Coco Cordero’s and sunk the pearl in the ocean of empty seats at ‘Pro Player’ in Miami.

It’s too bad really. It was going to be a hard fought victory gained in the late innings. It also kind of shoots my theory to hell for the moment.