Might as well call this a fuckin' cleaning day!

I get home from work to find that Yovani Gallardo is out for the season courtesy of a torn ACL. This coupled with the fact that Jorge Posada is on the DL and Troy Tulowitzski is out until the All-Star break has completely buried a well-built fantasy squad, one of the best I thought I’d ever assembled. I decided to make a couple drastic moves. I cut Troy T. and Yovani Gallardo.

I’d just like to thank these two men that I paid so very dearly for in my fantasy draft for their contributions they made to my team in the short time they were around. Everyone was loving these two especially when I picked them. I knew that it just didn’t feel like a ‘me’ type of pick, you know. So Troy T, you little prick; thanks for the 1 HR and .150-something average. Thanks for being a bust, shitbag. I’ll have the same amount of enjoyment every night watching Khalil Greene suck ass as I did you, except I didn’t have to pay dearly for Khalil Greene. Anyone can have Khalil Greene.

Yovani, same goes to you; you son of a bitch. Three measley starts. You had to go and run your dumb ass into that Cubs player didn’t you? Stupid fuck. Let your infielders make the plays for you next time.

Coming home to read this about Gallardo is like coming home and finding your wife fucking your annoying and anal retentive boss. It’s that bad.