I had a 7-game hitting streak going on the game this year, and it’s been downhill since I picked Justin Upton on the night of 4/16 and he went hitless.
The last three nights really sums up my life story:
4/21: Manny Ramirez, Did not play
4/22: Nate Mcclouth, snaps 21-game hitting streak by going 0 for 2. Sweet.
Tonight, 4/23: Grady Sizemore, Postponed (rain out)
I should try my hand at being a stock-broker. I’ve been fucked out of the last 3 nights and the leader of the game has 24 games straight and counting. I’m going to need some help if I’m going to get my million this year.