C.C. Sabathia can't stop throwing up (runs that is)

C.C. Sabathia is a fat man. He’s a fat man with indigestion this season. He is throwing up, runs. And he can’t stop. Cookie Cookie Sabathia has done it again tonight, as if we didn’t know that would happen. He’s became the kryptonite key the Tigers needed to start hitting everything in sight, as he’s been for every team he’s faced.

Hey lard ass. I got a good idea. Why don’t you turn down an $18 million a year offer to the team that gave you your stake because you want more money. Then go out and throw every ball down the dick so it gets pounded into every crevice of Jacobs Progressive Field. We’ll see if you get that money now. I know I want a pitcher who’s ERA has touched 13.50 after a few starts.

You’ve already got all that covered don’t you?