Sweet Lou prefers Aquafina to Red Bull

I really love Lou Piniella. He’s the grampa I don’t have anymore, with the quick-temper to match. I really enjoy his role in the new Aquafina commercial. When it comes to energy drinks, I’m a Monster guy. Many would say that Red Bull is the energy drink that put energy drinks on the map. It’s known for its tart-taste, energy suppliance, and aparently word has gotten to Sweet Lou that ‘people’ (aka Cubs players) order it at the bar with Vodka.

But Piniella doesn’t trust the shit:

“I’ve never had Red Bull in my life, but I’ve actually seen people at a bar order Red Bull and vodka. I can’t comprehend that. If I had a couple of those things, I’d be like the malt liquor bull (from the old TV commercials) leaving the bar. My lord.”

Ok. Ok. Ok. Don’t get riled up. You don’t like Red Bull. It’s cool. Really. People like you should never drink Red Bull, Lou. It would wreak havoc on your already tempermental state.

*Sweet Lou was talking about it because it possibly cost Big Z a win in the early going this season.