I'd love to call him Cano, but for now he's just Robinson Crusoe

I paid dearly for Robinson Crusoe. I drafted him high and all I heard from my friends that were Yankee fans was how huge of a season he was going to have. I fully planned on him hitting .340 and anchoring my fantasy team, weathering the tough times with his presence.

At night’s end, Crusoe will be still riding the Interstate for the season; and although it’s early until he proves otherwise–he will be known as Robinson ‘Crusoe’ Cano. He’s got to do something to get rid of that one.

He is my favorite Yankee, in defense of him. He’s like the Arnold Palmer. He quietly signifies class in the highest levels and merit. Still, this sunmabitch has got to start hitting.