Corey Patterson is no longer known on this blog as Corey Patterson. He’s now known exclusively as ‘Piece of Shit’. No really. He even hit a home run tonight. I don’t care. I don’t want em’ and I don’t like em’. I personally have a new interest every night during the Reds games. You see in between pulling for a Reds victory and being Dunn’s ballsack-bobbler. I am rooting for a Corey Patterson 0’fer. I need him to go 0-5 or 0-4 each night. I want him out of here. Championship ballclubs don’t have Corey Pattersons playing center and hitting leadoff for them. This is why people look at you like you have 10 heads when you tell them you’re a Reds fan. This is why we’re ‘the Reds’. I’m tired of reclamation projects and I’m ready to throw out this chemistry experiment after two ballgames because I’d rather see Ryan Freel (would be a fringe player on a good team) or Norris Hopper (less than a fringe player) make outs and not piece of shit.
Or ya know, we could call up the #1 prospect in all of baseball. Just a thought. Sweet Lord, when will they ever get their shit together as an organization?