Case of the mondays: Someone shut Sheff' the fuck up!

Every monday, people all over the world suffer from a “Case of the Mondays,” and it can cause even the happiest people to be a little cranky. Each and every monday, we’ll come strong with a rant in which we rip someone. Today, we’re ripping you Gary Sheffield.

Ghetto Gary is at it again. I’m starting to wonder if any amount of experience will ever shut this should-be veteran up. Can’t he knock off this “I’m the victim” shit, pursue his 500 homeruns and close out what is a Hall of Fame hopeful career with some class?

Aparently not.

Andrea Kramer the interviewer asked Sheffield what organizations treat blacks differently and he said the Yanks. This all led to Kramer mentioning that the Yankees most prominent player was black to which Sheffield said, “Derek Jeter is black and white.” When asked what the significance was he said, “There’s really no significance. You just ain’t all the way black.” Amazing, did you hear that Derek you just ain’t all the way black, that’s why New York and Joe Torre like you.

When asked about steroid use:

“In a million years, I don’t care what anybody says, steroids is something you
shoot in your butt. I do know that . . . The bottom line is steroids is
something you stick in your butt –- period.”

Sheffield added:

“I tell myself every offseason I’m not going to say anything crazy. I’m just
going to have a peaceful season . . . Can’t do it. I’m cut from a different
cloth.”

Different cloth indeed. Perhaps Carl Everett, Lastings Milledge, and Elijah Dukes share the same fiber in their fine make-up. This isn’t the fucking NBA, and Sheffield should honestly no longer be able to have an easy outlet for his idiotic rants. When will people learn with this guy? He’s a fucking mental mess!

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