They call him 'Roy O.'

Roy Oswalt is his name, and what he does is excel in owning the Cincinnati Reds. Tonight, Oswalt takes the hill in Cincinnati in attempt to improve to 19-1 lifetime against the Reds in his career. Yes, 19-1 with a 2.47 ERA to go along with it.

The Reds have zero chance of winning this one, and they’ll counter with Kyle Lohse of Legendary Hillbillys III fame (before he was cut).

I doubt the Reds even score 3 runs in this one. That’s how hopeless things get when Oswalt is on the mound against them. There are certain guys that just make a mockery out of this team when they face them; Bill Hall, Derek Lee, Aramis Ramirez, Craig Biggio, Lance Berkman, Chris Duncan, and most of all Roy Oswalt.

It’s going to get ugly in the Queen City tonight.