Teething, knawing, stealing. These are qualities of that fat-faced fuck, and also a rat. He even looks in resemblance to a rat. Athletes today, all they care about is getting their 6 figure paychecks, screwing any pussy they can get their hands on, and sailing out on their fucking yacht after their starts. It doesn’t matter if they give up 7 earned runs in 1 and 1/3 innings, they’re out doing the same thing as they did after the last shitty start, eating, fucking, and enjoying themselves. They never slow down to think and reflect. They never sip the wine and let it roll to the back of their throat to get that slow burn from the alchohol. They just do it for the substance, and the buzz. They don’t enjoy a cigar, they smoke the fucker. Beckett came in here and stole money from all the fans and the Red Sox in general. The whole situation is like trying to jack-off in a small hotel bathroom. The action is fun but the enjoyment isn’t worth the fucking trouble. He hasn’t been worth the cramped excercise. I say, we kill him. He’s the tail!
Oh yeah, Red Sox over the Philadelphia Phillies in 7. You mention the Toronto Blue Jays and you’re going to have this gun in your mouth. Can you say ‘Blue Jay’ with a gun in your mouth? I haven’t known anyone worth a fuck from Canada. NOW FIND THAT FUCKING TAIL!